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Tools, books, gear, and apparel curated by the editors. Some items are produced by The Naked Press directly. Some are affiliate links to products we use and recommend. Every link is marked. Editorial recommendations are never paid placements.

Transparency: Affiliate links pay us a small commission when you buy through them, at no extra cost to you. We only affiliate products we'd recommend without the commission. If a product was recommended editorially before we had an affiliate relationship, that recommendation stays even if the affiliate falls through.

Books

Published by The Naked Press. No affiliate — we print these.

Other titles in the Beyond the Myth series (Energy Sex, Open Relationships, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Modern Enlightenment, Sexual Shadow) — forthcoming.

Audio practice library

Guided breath sessions, sound practice, body-attention drills. Produced by The Naked Press.

Audio library in production. The first ten guided sessions ship 2026 Q3.

• The Six-Breath: a 20-minute settle-and-open guided breath practice (forthcoming — $9)
• Sound Permission: a 30-minute guided vocal practice for adults who have not made noise in years (forthcoming — $12)
• The Slow Touch: a 45-minute guided self-touch attention practice (forthcoming — $15)
• Animal in the Room: a 60-minute partnered practice audio guide (forthcoming — $18)
• Erotic Hypnosis Foundations: a 30-minute self-hypnosis practice for arousal and presence (forthcoming — $15)

Tools & Gear (affiliate)

Things the editors actually use. Affiliate links throughout.

For breathwork

• Resonance breath-pacer device — for training the 6-breaths-per-minute cadence (affiliate forthcoming)
• Sound bowl set — for sound-practice solo or partnered (affiliate forthcoming)

For body practice

• Yoga / meditation cushion (zafu + zabuton set) (affiliate forthcoming)
• Bolster cushion for supine practice (affiliate forthcoming)
• Practice journal — Naked Press edition (in production)

For pleasure (ethical sex toy partners)

Selected partners: companies that pay their workers, design with bodies in mind, and don't bullshit about "tantric" claims they can't back up. Coming online with affiliate codes through 2026.

• We-Vibe, Lelo, Magic Wand, Tantus, Pure Wand — direct affiliate or Amazon Associates (in setup)
• Babeland / Good Vibrations / Smitten Kitten — independent retailer affiliates (in setup)

For ritual & shadow work

• Candles, incense, ritual cloths — Etsy / Naked Press partner shops (in setup)
• Journal prompts deck — for solo shadow work (in production)

Apparel & merchandise

Print-on-demand. Don't expect much yet — the designs that make it through editorial review have to actually be good.

• "Not Your Guru" tee (in design)
• "The Candle Was a Distraction" tee (in design)
• "Invite the Animal In" poster (16×20) (in design)
• "Facts vs Mythology" print (in design)
• The Naked Press tote (in design)

Coaching & retreats

The high end of the practice. Capped enrollment, premium pricing, no certification at the end.

• 1:1 work with Lawrence Lanoff — three-month container · pricing on inquiry (application-only)
• Small-group cohort: The Naked Practice — 8-person, 12-week, weekly small-group + individual sessions (forthcoming)
• Annual retreat — 8 people, one week, real practice, real cooking, real laughter. No certification. No upsell. (forthcoming)